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شموع
15-08-2002, 04:50 AM
Dear All,

I have just received this nice e-mail, so I hope you all enjoy it . . .

here it goes . . .




A jobless man applied for the position of 'office boy' at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor.


"You are engaged" he said, give me your e-mail address, and I'll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start.

The man replied " I don't have a computer, neither an email"

I'm sorry, said the HR manager, if you don't have an email, that means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job.

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only 10US$ in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 Kg tomato crate.


He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, He succeeded to double his capital.


He repeated the operation three times, and returned home with 60 US$.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late.


Thus, his money doubles or triples every day.

Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.


5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the U. S.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life insurance.


He called an insurance broker, and choose a protection plan.


When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email.


The man replied: ' I don't have an email'.


The broker replied curiously, you don't have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?!!




The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy at Microsoft!

The moral of this story:

M1- Internet is not the solution to your life.


M2- If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.


M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to be an office boy, rather than a millionaire...




Have a great day,

سعودي
17-08-2002, 06:23 AM
:o اللللللللله حلو الموضوع

:D تشكرات عليه اختي


:mad: لكن فين الترجمه ؟





:p .. :D

اخوكِ سعودي

مروقه المنقا
28-08-2002, 12:21 PM
مشكوره شموعه على هذا الايميل

واعتقد اني قراتو قبل كدا في مجلة تحت العشرين

وبما انو الحروف الانجليزيه عندي خربانه والحمد لله

<<اول مرره تفكر ترد والحروف قامت وخربت

رح اترجم الفائده من القصه بس,لان القصه طويله وانا سودانيه


ان الانترنت لا يحدد طريق الانسان وانك من الممكن ان تعيش من غيره

وانك من غير انتر نت لكن عملك بمجهود كبير ممكن انك تسير مليونير

واذا عندك ايميل ممكن انك تكون موظف حكومي rather than مليونير

جلست ساعه افكر كيف اترجمها انت افهمها بمعرفتك;)

ان شاء الله اكون اصبت لاني من خلصت الدراسه ما حاولت اترجم شئ

;)

البرنس
02-09-2002, 08:56 PM
Thanks alot shmooo3
Wehave to learn from this massege

دجى
20-09-2002, 04:12 AM
:cry: بصراحه مني فاهمه ولا شي ابغى مترجم:cry:

بس كذا لقافه ابغى اتدخل بالموضوع:D

تشا111111111111111و:p

وناسة
26-09-2002, 09:14 PM
thanks shomooo3 for your interisting e mail

I want to ask you are you know me or not yet?
:D
;)

شموع
05-10-2002, 11:50 PM
hello
first i want 2 thank the all
espicaily moraoega 4 her translation
and i hope every one will get the subject
and big kiss 4 my best friend wanasa
(l)

الغزال الشارد
05-10-2002, 11:57 PM
هلا اختي شموع


بس حتى انا ابغى لي مترجم لاني ما فهمت شي:cry:


ممكن تفهميني الموضوع;)


تحياتي يا:moon:

رانو
28-06-2003, 07:25 PM
Thanks alot for the useful story ..
I really benefited from it ..

I'll try translating it for the members who requested that :)...

Best Regards ALWAYS,
rano

بنت جده
28-06-2003, 09:17 PM
thanks for the nice e-mail and i liked the lesson we learned from it

سعودي
29-06-2003, 06:25 AM
:D شكررررررررررررررررررررررررررررررررا يا مروقه

ككككك بس لا أكون تعبتك يالغاليه :) .