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27-06-2003, 05:35 PM
A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened where a woman could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes, as the floors got higher. The only rule was once a woman opened the door to any floor, she had to choose a man from that floor, and if she went up a floor, she couldn't back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor:
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having
jobs or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.
Second floor:
The sign says, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."
"Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids
and help with the housework."
"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?"
And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are Extremely good
looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."
So, a couple of girlfriends go to the place to find men.
First floor:
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and love kids."
The women read the sign and say, "Well that's better than not having
jobs or not loving kids, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up they go.
Second floor:
The sign says, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking."
"Hmmm, say the girls. But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids
and help with the housework."
"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting, BUT, there's more further up!?"
And so again, they go up.
Fourth floor:
"These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are Extremely good
looking, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak."
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!! What must be awaiting us further on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
Fifth floor:
The sign on that door said: "This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping and have a nice day."